Well one thing can be said for Bitch and Mitch is that they do not give up... The arrival of Hugo and Martha was absolutely hiliarious.

Martha: 'Faal let me look...'

Lindz: 'Look?'

Martha: 'For the fucks I give to a meddling trollop!'

Hugo: 'Wait- is this it? You never even had a chance."

I couldn't stop laughing imagining the incredulity and embarrassment on Lindsay's face! Like Hugo, it is oh so tempting to want to smack the fire out of Lindz and her entitled attitude makes me wish I could 'Flat Stanley' myself all over again! Ron really needs to take a stick to her and paddle her ass but good. Lindsay has definitely reached the stage where Corporeal Punishment would be most effective.

As for that little Whiny Fuckturd Michael.... 'I'm through being pushed around!' MITCH PLEASE!! He is like that vicious mosquito that you have to use a swatter, shoe, can of Bitch be Gone and a flame thrower to get rid of. Unfortunately two ass whippings from Zee and Jenny didn't help him learn to stay in a child's place- even if he is a grown one. I have a feeling that if he keeps up, the men are going to hold a class called 'How to Get Away With Whipping Michael's Ass and Where to Hide the Body 101.' I think Phil would probably be first in line to take it. I really wish they would kidnap Lindsay and Michael then seal them up within the house in Canada. Perhaps then they can whine each other to death and everyone else will finally have some peace.

As for Justin..... LAWD Dom Justin is HOTTTTTT!!!! He sure manhandled Brian in a way both of them will never forget. And yet the subject matter made it poignant and about so much more than the sex itself. Justin finally knowing that Brian was there every night and that Brian loved him even then makes all that they have endured and will continue to go through worth every heartache and tear shed; every smile and every argument had a purpose and throughout it all, they have made it. Even their brief separation through Lindsay's machinations served to make them solid. Definitely an emotional read as well has a HOT one!

Meriam!!!! I can't wait for her to put her gavel in Michael's ass- metaphorically of course LOL And I suspect that Edward is going to have the same BIG FUN giving Lindsay what she truly deserves. I wonder if Phil will really try to fight the subpeoenas? Based on his anger and their blatant disregard for his private time, I suspect that he won't. No, I think his goal in this has officially changed from raking in the dough to getting rid of the human vermin as quickly as possible. If it hasn't, I think his wife will make sure it does! 

Another SPLENDID chapter, Nicole. I can't wait for the next one!

Happy Writing and HUGS,

~Nichelle

Hahaha! Michael buying his own toys! From his mother!!! Justice prevails! 

finally caught up in reviewing....whew!! Incredible weekend for updates! thank you!!

M&L are off to their temporary lodgings. Hope they enjoy it while it lasts. their meal tickets are pretty much done for I think. finally. Neither will even have their parents to fall back on as they all know the truth as well. Well, Deb has always been in teh know, byt Nancy and Ron certainly had their eyes opened! I wonder what they have up their sleeves? sounds like they may be going on a vacation for the sole purpose of Lindsey not being able to contact then, forcing her to figure somethign out on her own. Pffffffffffft....like that's going to happen. 

Ivan the Terrific is on the job! Now that he know's everything, he's not just doing a favour for a friend...he's going to be out for blood. 

M&L really area peice fo work. Neither really give a shit about the kids, at least not to the extent they are claiming. It's not like they are REALLY looking for custody. they simply want the moneys involved as well as it seems, and excuse to fcuk with B&J's wedding. 

Soooooooooo...Miriam knows "Nuken". Is she related to Faal?

HEHEHE, the idea of Arnold and Bernadine at the diner is actually very amusing. they are certainly getting an eyeful!

Apparently step 2 occurred as well! not only are they given a huge bill that they racked up duringtheir stay at the hotel, but they've also been served....again. LOL! On top of that, David and Cahrles are moving into Shadeyside adn will reap the benefits of the new renovations.

best of all though........I know that Deb has been selling Michael's stuff on Ebay, but OMG....He's been buying it back without even knowing it!!!! Priceless! Oh you wonderful woman! what a terrific brain you have!

Can't wait for the next update!!!!!!!!!!

cheers,

Elaine

Once again a humdinger of a chapter. And once again in stitches.

So Nancy and Ronald finally found out about the extent of deceit, abuse and malice Lindsey is capable of. So they're considering cutting the apron strings? Wow, that will leave Bitchy and Whiney without any income for both of them are jobless and homeless as well. That flee infested hovel is just around the corner. 

Now Bitchy has to get her head out of the clouds and seriously start to consider which direction she wants to give to her life. It were best to just pack up her scrawny arse and leave town altogether. Start somewhere new. The same thing applies to Whiny. He really should get his head out of his arse, his foot out of his mouth and grow up. The time for comics and collectibles is over. 

And all the lawsuits? May the odds ever be in the favor of everyone but M&L. May the consequences be bloody and demeaning. 

Justin remembering the Prom: Tears, tears, tears. OMG I cried my eyes out. And Save the last dance for me as their wedding song? This is not going to be the wedding of the century but the wedding of the MILLENIUM.

Thank you for including team T and T in the story as well be it ever so tiny. I do really appreciate that. And thank you so very much for yet another wonderful update. Looking forward to the next chapter.

Big, big hug with sprinkles on top.

XOXO

Meriam

so much good stuff in this chapter... the Petersons finally getting the info they should have known, Charles and David moving in all in front of the idiot twin, and the PROM!!!!

but I think my favorite is that Michael has been buying his own shit on Ebay!!!! that is priceless!!!!!

We now join the Chronicles of the Pain-in-the-Ass (PITA) Association starring Lindsay Peterson and Michael Charles Novotny already in progress:

HOT DAMN!!!! WHAT A CHAPTER!! First, can I just say that I LOVE the frenemies Arnold and Bernadine! Although they don't like the Petersons, they are still willing to put their animosity for them to the side and help them out of the pit of obscurity Lindsay is heading for. They are just simply decent people. I had to love that they were even willing to brave the Liberty Diner to do that and without undue prejudice towards people who live their lives differently than themselves. Their reaction to Kiki was priceless!! 

As for Mel: Thank goodness she figured out Lindsay's endgame and called Adam. Then he has the forethought to bring Judge Millner up to speed on the situation and asking him to enlist Meriam to hear Michael's case. LMAO!!!! Bitch and Mitch are simply NOT READY for what's coming. The supoenas was a brilliant idea because Melanie was right on point when she said that Lindsay- who in turn would advise Michael- to wait to respond as close to the date of Brian and Justin's wedding since it is more than obvious now that they are NOT invited. Triflin' HO

Then we have Joshua, who already has a few axes to grind in Michael's spine simply for being the asshole that he is (apologies to assholes everywhere since you have purpose whereas Michael has none but to be a turd). I'm glad he and Phil had drinks and without pressing the attorney for the client names, gleaned the gist of what the Dumbass-tic Duo were trying to do. Since he's well versed in most of the cases, he in turn he enlist Ivan to get the story about Hunter. Ben and Deb trying to comfort him was touching and very well-written. I felt the anguish and anger from all three of them. Now Ivan has an even bigger axe to grind after hearing Hunter's story from beginning to end. And the piece de resistance is that Michael will have to prove WHY he should not be removed as Hunter's foster parent. WHOO-WEE I can't wait for that showdown to happen! I'm especially looking forward to Michael trying to explain why he feels that Hunter owes him anything when it was really Ben who pushed for the adoption and all subsequent events.

Bitch and Mitch's Hotel Blues has me ROLLING!! Entitled and spoiled doesn't even begin to describe the Idiot Brigade. Somehow I get the feeling that they thought Michael was being original in trying to put one over on the Hotel Manage. I'll be that that $3400 room service bill opened their collectively closed eyes real quick! Mansions on Fifth became the land of Money Pit for Michael and Lindsay and it serves them right! 

Then to top it all off, Zee waiting inside the house was EVERYTHING!! And knowing that Michael once again, has disregarded something important in favor of his self-centered desires was the icing on the cake since it left their dumbasses homeless! I can't deny that I wished Michael had tried to attack Zee again or that Lindsay did. I would have cheered aloud if Faal had laid his stupid ass out! Then the process server hands them the supoenas for which Charles happily witnesses their receipt of the documents. What an amazing move-in day present for him and David! But Deb's arrival was the true scene stealer!! She just knew her son wasn't going to be able to resist the temptation to indulge in one of his many addictions. I couldn't stop cackling!!

Justin recovering his memory has me in tears! The timing of it is pure perfection as well since amid all the chaos of their battle with the Bitch and Mitch, this is a major victory. Emmett fainting has me a little concerned but it could just be overexcitement for Baby and the idea/ fact that Brian actually danced at a high school prom with his beloved.

All in all a SPLENDID chapter! Thank you for my morning 'gift' as I try to deal with the fact that it's Monday and I would rather be anywhere but here in my office at work. I was definitely transported to a happy place- even if it was only for a little while.

Happy Writing and HUGS,

~Nichelle 

The blunder twins never learn....they have gotten exactly what they asked for. And how wonderful is it that Justin can remember the prom! But I have a feeling that there is still more to be said there.

I think this is going to hurt

Fantastic!  Well the Petersons have had an eye opening.

Thanks for sharing, looking for next update!

JoAnn

YES... Mommy and Daddy are not going to be the resource Lindsay expects anymore... 

Love the renovations are being done so the idiot twins can see what they are losing...

So happy for Jenny that Hank is moving near!!!

What a super fantastic chapter.  I learned a new word.  Myrmeric pyriformis.  Zee out wasped some wasp.  Ron has no idea what havoc his daughter has spun.  He just listened to her and did what she asked.  The fact that it cost his wife wasn't in the cards.  Lindsay tends to twist things.  Running into Mel as the super market led to more interesting exchange of information.  First Lindsay thinks she can move back to the brownstone, then she assumes that she'll be allowed to use the loft.  What planet is she living on?  Lindsay doesn't realize that pissing off a judge is not a good thing.  And a fellow wasp heard it all.  Love the call between Emily, Francine, Emmett, Brian and Justin.  It helped that Emily heard what Brian told Lindsay after the court case ended.  So all's good from that corner.  You have to feel for poor Phil having to deal with the Terrible Twosome.  Michael with his mindset that Hunter owes him and Lindsay with her sense of entitlement.  Then we hear that Mel is told that she'll no longer be working for her law firm and I'm thinking WTF.  But you fix it by getting her a partnership with a better firm and giving her job to Charles, which brings David and Hank back to Pittsburgh, which is good for Jenny.  Speaking of Jenny, our sweet, adorable Jenny who speaks her mind and mows her sperm donor down when he has the never to say that Hunter almost killed Ben. It was more like Michael not listening when Hunter suggested a different treatment that almost killed Ben.  Gus is really pissed too.  I'm still quaking from Lindz and Mikey thinking they can push there way into a free meal.  Love the finishing touch were Butch eats the shoes.  At least once Deb found out about what Mikey said, she sided with Jenny.  Can't wait for L and M to find out who will be moving into the property once it's renovated.  Evil to let them stay at Mansions on the Fifth.  Too good for them.  Ron and Nancy now know just what their daughter has been up to.  Can't wait to find out if she takes Bernidine's advice.  The only people we didn't hear about was Ben and Steve.  How you keep up with everybody is amazing.

Loving the story so much! Keep up the good work!

Wow.  Michael actually thought he could take on Zee?  Not only was he wrong, but it makes him look double bad for trying to strike a woman.  Love the device that won't let Lindz call for a cab.  Hehehe.  Whatever L&M try is so not going to work.  Charles has already informed us that Zee's attack was self-defense.  Which they have on tape I assume.  Mikey's back black and blue?  Wasn't it already blue?  Now you've thrown Millicent Foster Brown into the mix.  That should prove interesting.  What!  Michael is trying to get at Hunter's college fund.  That is not nice.  I have to feel sorry for Phil.  Such dumbass clients he's never had.  With every question he askes they dig theirselves deeper in shit.  I have to admit Lindsay getting a delivery and thinking it was her gift from Brian was funny.  Especially when it turned out to be her things from the brownstone.  At least she'll have what she needs for her defense.  NOT.  With Millie firmly in Zee's camp, Lindsay doesn't have a leg to stand on.  Now have I got this straight?  Lindsay went to the brownstone and found out Mel and the kids no longer live there and thinks they are at Britin?  Oh boy, the case of Emily vs Lindsay that Lindz feels is a nucense suit.  Shame the judge dismissed the suit, but Lindsay's attitude should have her muzzled.  Personally I think Phil should drop her as a client.  Once he's filled in with the whole story, he's going to be sorry he ever took her on if he isn't already.  Boy did you slam the Peterson's at the end.  Millie not only let out that Jennifer is her realtor, but let it be know she got the McHaigh Estate for a very good price.  Take that Ron and Nancy.