OMFG!!!! OMG!!! Star you are simply fucking AMAZING!!!! My face hurts from me smiling from the time Brian and Justin shared texts, to the Meeting of the Ex and soon-to-be RE-Ex!! OMG!!!! Michael just keeps digging himself deeper and deeper into holes of his own making and I am LOVING how you keep handing him the proverbial shovel! This story is like crack and I am certainly addicted!

The PA's response to Michael's phone call was too funny! I expected him to pull that "That rule doesn't apply to me," card. I could just imagine his face being told he was on the "Messages Only" list. Knocked his pompous ass down a peg or six!

Then when he saw just how in demand Emmett is and that the man really doesn't have time to listen to the (in)significant changes in his life because his business is BOOMING, his jealousy that he is not successful was very telling. Still can't believe that he bought an Aquaman figurine for his office- BTW... but then again I CAN! Jesus, he's fine as long as he has someone else's money to play with. Can't wait for David to see that credit card bill for real!!

Mel's response to Michael was priceless in terms of JR. 'Tell your father to call and I'll make a playdate with David.' LOL Mel knows that David is actually WHO JR would end up spending time with. Michael hasn't shown any interest thus far, so why should he now except as a pawn to be used to get his way? Nobody is falling for that crap!

I'm glad that David went to get the truth from Ben. Honestly, that is the only person that David should have trusted to tell him the truth about Michael. Although the others would have if he'd asked, Ben was the only one really able to tell him what a user and emotional abuser Michael really is. Kudos to Ben and David for having a much needed talk. And Kudos to Alan for telling David the truth about what really happened at the gallery and the sour taste he left in the mouths of David's 'friends.' Pretentious, Vindictive and Whiny Jackass thy name is Michael!

Finally, let's talk about his attempt to cause trouble between Brian and Justin again. One would think that he would just quit the preverbial playground and take his petulant ass home, right? WRONG! Not the Deperate Delusional Dumbass! He didn't expect that after eight years, Brian and Justin would know his tactics and be able to respond to them accordingly. I HOLLERED at the text Justin sent back to him! 

See Michael? This is what happens when you don't listen to the village who told you to GO HOME IDIOT!! WHOO-HOO I can't wait for more!!

Happy Writing and HUGS,

~Nichelle

Oh boy, what a setup to a huge fall for Mikey.  When David see's the article and finds out the reason for the divorce, not to mention the real reason Hunter won't talk to Michael, I think we'll be seeing less of David.  Ya did good.

LMAO....it seems Michael's attempt to make Justin look bad backfired in a big way.

Great to see Justin supporting Lindsey with her art, just as she supported him. Nice touch. Good to have Linds and Mel supportive of each other in this one, as well as supportive of B&J. All one big happy family except of course for ..........Michael.

David is going to either train him of give up entirely. That way he ends up either a puppet once again, or alone. either one works. LOL. To what end though will Michael go just o have David in his corner adn supporting him? Would he actually give up on his daughter? Or would he do that anyway? I know David doesn't want to raise another kid, but he does believe that Michael should take on the responsibilities of fatherhood. I never saw them as a good pair in the show. Way too far apart from each other in too many aspects. I have to say...there are so many option for you with this little twist with David.

Michael's attempts at embarassing Justin flopped in a big way. And pissed off David as well. 2 birds with 1 stone! lol. I wonder what Michael will do now that DAvid is forbidding him to hurt Justin. How sneaky will he be? How underhanded? 

I wonder if David's opinion of Brian will change especially if he figures out all of Michael's unscrupulous dealings. Never mind if he ever finds out about Hunter!

Looking forward to tonight!

Cheers,

Elaine

This update was so nice I had to read it TWICE!!! Michael, your village called and they want their idiot back- you should GO HOME!!! Good for that rat-bastard! Michael wanted to talk slick and got his ass handed to him...in front of EVERYBODY!! David really should just cut his losses right now and move on but he probably won't. Michael is what David needs: someone who is weak-willed, easily influenced, childlike and has about as much thinking capacity as sand on a beach. It will be interesting to see that article in print and how it affects David. Justin turned those insults back to Michael and around so fast that Michael will be reeling from them for lonely years to come. And the little fuckwad had the nerve to think that Justin would be intimidated or embarassed at the sound of Ethan's name? Wasn't he surprised to hear that Brian ran into him in New York of all places and that he had a conversation with the violinist...LMAO IDIOT thy name is Michael!!

He should really learn NOT to come for Justin unless the blond sends for him!And since that will never happen, Michael should just set his ass down somewhere and give his non-existent brain a much needed, well-deserved vacation. He has to see what kind of trouble thinking is landing him in! So painful to watch because my stomach is hurting from laughter!!!

Happy Writing and HUGS,

~Nichelle

*LMAO* Michael tried to embarrass Justin about winning King of Babylon and ended up embarrassing David instead!

David doesn't want a partner he just wants a Bitch he can keep around to make him look good (Why He Chooses Michael I Will Never Understand!), he could hire a made for less and just have some tail on the side.

David wants to present to his friends someone who is his intellectual equal and has the kind of money to travel as he and his friends do, Michael will never fit that description he likes comic books and can't even hold an utensil right and he will never have the money or the intelligence to fit in with David's elitist friends...Hold Up!...I am getting Deja Vu...where have I seen this happen before?...Wait Don't Tell Me, I know it will come to me *scratches Head*

David looks down his nose at Brian while trying to make an impression by using Justin and his status as an artist, who by the way makes more more in one show than Michael can make in an year (Hell Brian makes more money than David in an hour lol).

David is getting exactly what he deserves by keeping Michael around, I think David deserves some more embarrassment. Wonder if the reporter will have pictures of David dancing around Babylon? *rofl*

David and Michael in the same chapter brings the ick factor up a bit lol. David wants to control Michael, and Michael wants to use David...this is going to be a disaster.

Ok, so David needs to wake up and smell the coffee before he gets run over by Mickey's Karma train.  Time for Deb to enlighten him.

<pinching the bridge of my nose> Lawd, Where do I begin?????

This mofo is psychotic in a completely sane and selfish way. Not only is he going to try to sue Mel and Lindz, he's going to put condition on where they can live with his daughter?? DDS is completely asinine! Then he's going to tell Ben that he can't kick him out yet his name is NOWHERE on the mortgage? Oh that's rich. Unless Michael can show that he contributes in any way to the household expenses, he's assed out...and his ass is TOSSED out! 

So then he runs into David (btw...are you reading my mind or hacked my computer for SOWK Part 1 or what??) who seems to blame Brian for Michael running back to the Pitts. I wonder if David even registered what he was thinking in terms of Michael needing constant attention and that it was Michael following behind Brian and not the other way around. Delusional Much David? Willfully Blind, David? "He can be friends with everyone except Brian." Really Sir?? Although I doubt that Michael will have any friends left by the time this is over.

OMG! I hope someone exposes David to the TRUTH before he is not only out of money but taken to the cleaners by Michael's 'poor wittle Mikey, woe is me,' routine. Although from the sounds of it, he and Michael just may deserve each other.

Happy Writing and HUGS,

~Nichelle

Oh crap! He did it now... he's lucky Carl didn't kuck his butt!

I'm always thrilled when I see a new chapter... Michael's zero for two, with introducing men to Brian. Three strikes and he's out! ~ Kathleen

And now back to Planet Delusion already in progress...

Jumping Jehosphet's Jockeys! Michael has got to be the most desperate Dumbass on the planet! Once again, he refuses to accept responsibility for the upheaval his life is in. It never occurs to him that if he wasn't sticking his wick in Mutton's candle that Justin wouldn't have had anything to tell Ben. SMH... then the ass invites himself and another deperate bastard with the hots for Brian to a houseparty that he wasn't invited to for very good reason. 

I laughed out loud at what Brian did to Marty...Martin...Marvin...oh yeah his name is Matt, isn't it? LOL Well it WORKED because he finally took the hint to get lost. But will asshole Michael also take the hint to make himself invisible? NOOOOOOO not Michael 'Asshole Extraordinaire' Novotny! He couldn't find a hint even if it was a stick of dynamite shoved up his cavern and blew his ass to bits. It would be almost heartbreaking if it wasn't Michael...but since it IS Michael, it is thoroughly entertaining. Justin and I are having loads of fun watching the idiot fail in his machinations!

Everyone else is wanted there, including two newcomers he brought in through lies and deceit, yet they are decent men. Why is he still hanging around? It's because he is a glutton for punishment and I hereby charge you with punishing him so much that it is painful (from laughter) to watch!! I have a feeling that with him pushing Debbie, the noose he's made for himself just might get a little more tighter. *evil grinning and rubbing hands* I CAN'T WAIT!! 

Happy Writing and HUGS,

~Nichelle

Jeeebuz! Michael just won't give up with this whole match makingthing. It's funny as hell! 

I cracked up about Mark?...Marty?....Matt! what a stroke of genious that was! Well done!!! Nice that caleb turned out to be a decent chap. HAHA. Kevin is accepted by the group adn now Caleb, meanwhile the whole gang is turning their backs of poor wittle Mikey. Ironic or what! 

Does he really think he can do anything to Mel or Lindsey re: custody? He doesn't have a pot to piss in yet he thinks he can threaten them with a custody battle. It would be almost worthwile to go through with it just to see him even more humiliated! Does he really think the fact he's given o support at all, that Hunter ran away, no income, a failed marriage due to him cheating wouldn't come out in court? No lawyer woth his salt would take the case except for one assigned to him. Would be funny as hell though! 

Can I just say though.MAN O MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! He is in so much shit!! Pushing Deb the way he did! He thought people were pissed off at him before??! woah...he ain't seen nuthin' yet!! Everyone is going to go off the deep end now!! hehehe get it...deep end?! pool... yah yah..I know. lol

Excellent chapter. As usual, can't wait ti see where you take this and how much more you are going to torture Michael and how. LOL!!such fun. this one is so amusing!  I'm finding myself chuckling, if  not outright laughing in parts, cheering in others. A bit heart broken b/c of the Hunter story. A great realm of emotions, but amusement is really high up there!!

Cheers,

Elaine