On the night of Brian's proposal at the country manor, Justin learns a surprising truth. Exactly why did Brian change so dramatically after the bombing? Something very strange, and cracky, this way comes, folks. Not really an ounce of angst in sight. Leans heavily on "Britin" dialogue from the show, with a twist.
This is dedicated to Tagsit, since her new story Earth Boys are Easy got this weird little bunny - which was cranked out in a couple of hours! eek - running around in my head.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor
Tags: One-Shot, Out of Character
Genres: CrackFic, Humor, Science Fiction
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1169 Read Count: 710
Brian and Justin have been ghosts haunting Britin for nearly a decade. Just how extreme will Brian be to keep him and Justin on Earth in their beloved home and out of the breeder's possession?
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor
Tags: Established Relationship, M/M, One-Shot
Genres: Alternate Universe, CrackFic, PWP (Plot? What Plot?)
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1195 Read Count: 860
Crack!fic. Brian is having another of THOSE days . . . Happy April Fools Day!
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor
Tags: April Fools Day
Genres: CrackFic
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: Foolish Wishes
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5795 Read Count: 751
A series of text messages exchanged by the gang.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Ben Bruckner, Brian Kinney, Cynthia, Daphne Chanders, Debbie Novotny, Emmett Honeycutt, Jennifer Taylor, Justin Taylor, Lindsay Peterson, Melanie Marcus, Michael Novotny, Ted Schmidt, Tucker
Tags: Drabble, One-Shot
Genres: CrackFic, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin, Melanie/Lindsay, Michael/Ben
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2333 Read Count: 1136
Someone overhears Justin complaining about Brian’s tricking and the next morning Justin wakes up slightly altered . . . Set roughly around the beginning of Season 5 (if S5 had happened in the springtime).
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor
Tags: April Fools Day
Genres: Alternate Universe, CrackFic, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin, Justin/Other
Series: Foolish Wishes
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6431 Read Count: 1465
This series is made up of a bunch of vignette type chapters, based on Brian and Justin's decision to have a baby. I have been wanting to write a (crack style) mpreg story for a while and some of these have been sitting on my hard drive for a while, waiting to be read. The chapters will be in no particular order, but a time frame will be made clear at the start of each new drabble. Some chapters may be longer than others.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Claire Kinney, Cynthia, Daphne Chanders, Debbie Novotny, Emmett Honeycutt, Gus Marcus-Peterson, Jack Kinney, Jennifer Taylor, Joan Kinney, Justin Taylor, Lindsay Peterson, Melanie Marcus, Michael Novotny, Molly Taylor, Ted Schmidt
Tags: 1k Words or Less, Anal Sex (Lots of it!), Established Relationship, Family, Fluff, M/M, MPreg (Yup! Went THERE!), Out of Character, Pre-series, Raw Sex
Genres: Alternate Universe, CrackFic, Romance
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 768 Read Count: 1459
Brian and Justin are trying to help me out with a bit of a problem - in their own unique way.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: None
Tags: One-Shot
Genres: CrackFic
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 452 Read Count: 686
After Brian scores a major contract with an up and coming movie studio, he celebrates at the biggest gay club in Los Angeles. He ends up taking the celebration to the beach where a blonde swimming in the ocean catches his attention. The same can be said of the blonde who will reveal to Brian that merman and mermaids are not just in the movies. What will happen when they come face to face in the water...
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor
Tags: M/M
Genres: Alternate Universe, CrackFic, Magical/Supernatural
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3309 Read Count: 2606
No porn in this one, just lots of cocks. A crack fic inspired by a FB picture and being grateful to be alive.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Carl Horvath, Daphne Chanders, Debbie Novotny, Emmett Honeycutt, Jennifer Taylor, Justin Taylor, Lindsay Peterson, Melanie Marcus, Michael Novotny, Molly Taylor, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Ted Schmidt, Tucker
Tags: Kink, One-Shot, Post-series, Sex Toys
Genres: CrackFic, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6118 Read Count: 2038
He gets the egg from a client a month after the campaign goes multinational.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor, Michael Novotny
Tags: One-Shot, Season 5
Genres: CrackFic, Humor, Mythical
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Challenges: April Fools Day Crack!Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1700 Read Count: 1780
Lindsay and Melanie take their much needed holiday while unexpected events happen back home.
Story #28 in the Sunshine Files
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor, Lindsay Peterson, Melanie Marcus, Original Character, Other Cast Regulars
Tags: Family
Genres: Alternate Canon, Alternate Universe, Angst, Angst w/ Happy Ending, Canon, Could be Canon, CrackFic, Crime/Detective, Cross-Over, Drama
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: The Sunshine Files
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44660 Read Count: 47872
Justin wants to broaden Brian's drinking menu.
Written for the Kinnetik Dreams April Fool's Day Crack!Fic Challenge.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor, Michael Novotny
Tags: 1k Words or Less, Brain Bleach Recommended, One-Shot, Out of Character
Genres: Could be Canon, CrackFic, Horror
Pairings: Brian/Justin, Brian/Michael
Challenges: April Fools Day Crack!Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 486 Read Count: 872
Post 513. Brian is missing Justin way more than is healthy for him and it’s showing up in some strange behavior. The gang starts to notice and they get worried. They eventually confront him, but will it do any good?
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor, Other Cast Regulars
Tags: April Fools Day
Genres: Could be Canon, CrackFic, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Challenges: April Fools Day Crack!Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6908 Read Count: 1423
There's an emergency at Babylon and only the likes of Rage can save the day!
Written for the Kinnetik Dreams April Fool’s Day Crack!Fic Challenge.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor, Michael Novotny
Tags: April Fools Day, Bottom Brian, M/M, Toppy Justin
Genres: Could be Canon, CrackFic, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Challenges: April Fools Day Crack!Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4371 Read Count: 1306
After Justin leaves for New York, Brian turns to his oldest friend for comfort and realizes he might have overlooked a good thing for far too long. Maybe there really was something there between them? Maybe Michael can fill that hole in his heart that Justin has left behind. Maybe he should at least give them a try? After all, a Superhero needs his sidekick, right? Of course, Michael certainly isn’t going to object to his dream stud finally returning his attentions. But will it work out? Brian will only know if he throws himself into the opportunity and sees if Michael really is his future.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Michael Novotny
Tags: 1k Words or Less, April Fools Day, Brain Bleach Recommended
Genres: Alternate Universe, CrackFic, Horror
Pairings: Brian/Michael
Challenges: April Fools Day Crack!Fic Challenge
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 113 Read Count: 1445
A short, fluff-filled one-shot about Brian's reaction to his first white hairs.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Gus Marcus-Peterson, Justin Taylor, Lindsay Peterson, Melanie Marcus
Tags: Established Relationship, M/M, One-Shot, Season 5
Genres: Canon, Could be Canon, CrackFic, Gap-Filler, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2809 Read Count: 1989
Brian is going through the most ridiculous midlife crisis, effectively making both him and Justin frustrated on a whole new level. With a little help from their friends, they solve the problem.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Emmett Honeycutt, Justin Taylor, Michael Novotny
Tags: Anal Sex (Lots of it!), Established Relationship, Language, M/M, One-Shot, Post-series
Genres: Could be Canon, CrackFic, Humor, Porny, Romance
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3115 Read Count: 1084
More of the Craziness that was MPreg: A Satire.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor, Original Character, Other Cast Regulars
Tags: MPreg (Yup! Went THERE!)
Genres: CrackFic
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: MPreg Satire Series
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3156 Read Count: 5273
Brian is pregnant. Two versions of the story.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor, Other Cast Regulars
Tags: MPreg (Yup! Went THERE!)
Genres: Alternate Universe, CrackFic, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: MPreg Satire Series
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5514 Read Count: 13124
Michael and Lindsay are as usual up to no good, and end up in therapy. Somehow so do the rest of the Gang.
Thank you Lorie for helping me turn this into more than an idea when I wanted to delete it.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Ben Bruckner, Blake Wyzecki, Brian Kinney, Carl Horvath, Debbie Novotny, Drew Boyd, Emmett Honeycutt, Justin Taylor, Lindsay Peterson, Melanie Marcus, Michael Novotny, Original Character, Other Cast Regulars, Ted Schmidt
Tags: Anti-Lindsay, Anti-Michael
Genres: Alternate Universe, CrackFic, Humor, PWP (Plot? What Plot?)
Pairings: Brian/Justin, Debbie/Carl, Emmett/Drew, Ted/Blake
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20703 Read Count: 37377
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Justin Taylor
Tags: Christmas
Genres: CrackFic, Humor
Pairings: Brian/Justin
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4888 Read Count: 2854
This is where my mind decided Jack & Ianto's 1st time takes place, at the conclusion of 'Meat'.
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Tags: Anal Sex (Lots of it!), Dirty Talk, First Time (Sex), Language, M/M, Oral Sex, PWP (Plot? What Plot?), Rimming
Genres: Could be Canon, CrackFic, Porny, PWP (Plot? What Plot?)
Pairings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6961 Read Count: 511
Ianto tries to get back at Jack when he finds out Jack had been 'spying' on him via CCTV, but as usual, it doesn't quite go to plan.
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Tags: Anal Sex (Lots of it!), Dirty Talk, Kink, M/M, Masturbation , Voyeurism
Genres: Could be Canon, CrackFic, Humor, Porny, Science Fiction
Pairings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6417 Read Count: 2334
Jack has gotten greedy and raided Ianto's obviously not-so-secret hiding spot in the kitchenette. This is not the first time and Ianto has finally had enough and intends that Jack learn his lesson.
Categories: Torchwood
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Tags: Anal Sex (Lots of it!), BDSM, D/s, Dirty Talk, Established Relationship, Fetish (Don't judge!), Kink, M/M
Genres: CrackFic, Humor, Porny, PWP (Plot? What Plot?), Science Fiction
Pairings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3540 Read Count: 525
Um. This is hard to describe. Pure, unadulterated crack, told in alternating narratives between the author and her alter-ego, a 14-year old clueless bad!fic writer. The narrative also switches from inside BBJFE's head to Jane's cracky interpretation of the QAF!verse, to a behind-the-scenes cracky interpretation of Gale losing his mind and Randy's resignation while CowLip manifests as a fascist monstrosity. Basically, Brian proposes in alternating romantic and cynicism depending on which story you're reading, and CowLip exploits the politics of gay marriage for their own infernal end game.
Categories: QAF US
Characters: Brian Kinney, Gale, Justin Taylor, Randy
Tags: None
Genres: CrackFic
Pairings: Brian/Justin, Gale/Randy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5921 Read Count: 917